King Bidgood's in the bathtub King of the land that's who I am King of the land isn¡¯t it grand Whatever I bid, I bid is good, and now a bath A bath sounds good La la ..... Oh Page! I'm in the tub and I want to play Bring me toys to master the day And I never get out it's so much fun Where are you, Page? Hurry now run La la.... I'm coming with water fresh heated for you When you're in the bathtub there's so much to do And I'll bring you bath toys yes I hear you shout But King won't you tell me when will you get out Bubbles and steam see how they rise They tickle my nose as they float by A day in the bath, a day in the tub That's what I'll have rub-a-dub-dub La la.... ¡°Help! Help!¡± cried the Page when the sun came up King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh, who knows what to do? Oh, who knows what to do? When the king's in the tub and he never is through There is so many things for me to do Who knows what to do? ¡°I do!¡± cried the Knight when the sun came up. ¡°Get out! It's time to battle!¡± Boom boom boom boom(*4) Boom ba-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba boom. There's early morning light Boom ba-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba boom. The time has come to fight Get out. It's time to battle Can't you see the sun is up Come my King You've got to get out of the tub Ships are waiting in the harbor Cannons "Boom" salute The peoples calling you to battle King comes lead the troops Boom boom boom boom *4) Boom ba-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba boom I've been expecting you The battle plan is well in hand I'll lead the Red, you lead the Blue You're right, it's time to battle Let's raise the banners up Come in / Come in? Today we battle in the tub We battle in the tub??? Troops are marching with cannons rolling The battle has begun My ships are sailing Yours are sinking The fortress has been won Drip, drip, drop, splash (*4) Drip, drop, splash (*2) My armour soon will rust My uniform is soggy wet My helmet plume is must How can I win a battle in water, soap, and suds I can't believe I'm sitting in this tub My ships go under, it's no wonder You sink them with your hand You are winning, I am retreating King you're in command Drip, drop, splash (*2) Now soap got in my eye I cannot see How can I lead soldiers only inches high I'm getting out of this battle I¡¯ve lost. I'm giving up. I can't get the king out of the tub ¡°Help! Help!¡± cried the Page when the sun got hot King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh, who knows what to do? Oh, who knows what to do? I've cleaned the floor of water and toys It's so much work for a little boy Who knows what to do? ¡°I do!¡± cried the Queen when the sun got hot. ¡°Get out! It's time to lunch!¡± My king, you're the leader and chosen to reign You cannot just sit there and play watergames What will they say? The King's gone insane Will you please get out of the tub? Get out! Get out! Get out of the tub. Our friends are all waiting Oh, what a shame! I've had quite enough of this silly game This isn't funny. Your joke is now up I insist you get out of the tub Get out, get out, get out of the tub Did you say lunch? / Yes, I said lunch. I smell the cupcakes, the honey and yams I want lunch You want lunch I'm feeling hungry, you know that I am Time for lunch The king wants lunch So come in What??? Come in??? Today we lunch in the tub Oh, a tubful of food, oh look at this mess My gown is all wet. It's a parachute dress And the cake was a true work of art But you spoiled our lunch from the start Lunch, lunch, lunch in the tub Marzipan statues, marshmallow sheets Turkey and dressing they simply won't keep Creamy plum pudding made delicately Luncheon is not for the tub, don't you see? Lunch, lunch, lunch in the tub A candle light lunch with flowers and fruits and cookies piled high What a lunch (*2) Dear have a drumstick or do you want pie What a lunch (*2) Oh, I planned jelly and bread and cinnamon pastry Hints and sweet herbs potatoes and gravy Now lunch is disaster, the party's a flop sometimes I doubt that you'll ever grow up ¡°Help! Help!¡± cried the Page when the sun sank low King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh, who knows what to do? Oh, who knows what to do? The plates are piled up ten feet high Now I will have to wash and dry Who knows what to do? ¡°I do!¡± cried the Duke when the sun sank low. ¡°Get out! It's time to fish!¡± The sun is sinking, a great time to fish The servants await your royal wish I'd like to suggest that if you go out we can go fishing, Fishing for trout King get out (*2) Just take a towel, dry off and we'll go Off to the river, Oh King don't be slow You don't even need to dirty your hands The servants will do all the work you command King getout (*2) They're waiting with royal worms on the line They'll do all the work while we recline Now sire! my deepest wish is to go with you for a sunset fish King get out (*2) Trout, trout, trout Fishing sounds like fun Oh, yes! We always catch a lot in the setting sun Let's go So grab your pole and bring the line come in What??? Today we fish in the tub Oh, no.... In the tub Must I put this worm on the hook? It's wiggling, squirming, I can't bear to look and heavy frills on my coat or a flap There are bugs in the air, a frog on my hat What'll we do?(*2) Ducks in the water, birds in the reeds Big fish with eyes staring at me, Frogs on the lilypad, worms in a jar My king its too much you've gone too far What'll we do?(*2) I can't share the tub with snails and trout Something just bit me I'm getting out ¡°Help! Help!¡± cried the Page when the night got dark King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh, who knows what to do? Oh, who knows what to do? I've got fish in the basket on my back If this goes on I know I'll crack Who knows what to do? ¡°We do!¡± cried the Court when the night got dark. Get out for the Masquerade Ball Dance, dance, come dance through the night Dancing is fun and it makes you feel light (*3) I'll be a flower with a butterfly I'll be the jester you'll laugh until you cry I'm wearing my ship's hat, my favorite costume Everyone's waiting down in the Ballroom Jig, jig, jig, a Masquerade Ball A splendid idea what fun for us all Jig, jig, jig, a Masquerade Ball (*2) Who could resist a Masquerade Ball The King says he wants a Masquerade Ball So come in! What??? Come in??? Tonight we dance in the tub Tonight we dance in the tub? Ouch, ouch, oh, no. You stepped on my toe, and water's splashing everywhere I'm wet, I'm drenched, I'm soaked to the bone There isn't any room to spare Catch me, I'm falling. Where's my shoe? What is that beneath me? Is it you? You're standing on my back I cannot move Who can help us what'll we do My horn is blowing bubbles for a tune My lute is going flat I think it's ruined. And look at all the water on the floor. I don't think that I can take it any more Help! Help! Oh, help somebody help Does anyone know what to do? Help! Help! Oh help somebody help Think of something bright and new King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh who knows what to do, who knows what to do? ¡°Help! Help! Cried the Court when the moon shone bright. King Bidgood's in the bathtub and he won't get out Oh who knows what to do, who knows what to do? ¡°I do!¡± said the Page when the moon shone bright, and then he pulled the plug. Glub, glub, glub Oh, I knew what to do King's out of the tub his bath is through There's nothing more I have to do I knew what to do The knight in his armour asked the King to come along to lead the troops to battle Yet his plans went all wrong But, I knew what to do King's out of the tub his bath is through There's nothing more I have to do I knew what to do The queen couldn't get him out She begged and cried and whined He had her come into the bath and in the tub they dinned But, I knew what to do King's out of the tub his bath is through There's nothing more I have to do I knew what to do The duke asked the King to fish when the sun sank low But just like the others he got soaked from head to toe But, I knew what to do King's out of the tub his bath is through There's nothing more I have to do I knew what to do The court all in costume said get out for the Masquerade Ball But soon he had them in the tub dancing one and all But the Page knew what to do King's out of the tub his bath is through There's nothing more we have to do he Page knew what to do The Page knew what to do!