³Ñ Àç¹ÌÀֳ׿ä. Àúµµ ÀÌ ±Û Àаí ÀÖÀÚ´Ï, ´ëÇж§ ¾Ë´ø ¹Ì±¹ÀÎÀÌ »ý°¢³ª³×¿ä. °úÄ£±¸µéÀ̶û µü µÎ´Þ È¸È ¹è¿ü¾ú´Âµ¥, ¼ÒÁÖ¶û, ¼ø´ë, Á·¹ßÀ» Âü ÁÁ¾ÆÇß¾úÁÒ. ¿ì¸®³¢¸® ¼ø´ë »ç¸Ô°í ¿Ô´Ù¸é »ßÁú Á¤µµ¿´´Âµ¥..... > ±¹³»¿¡ ¸Ó¹«¸£´Â ¹Ì±¹ÀÎÀÌ Çѱ¹¿¡ ÀûÀÀÇÏ´Â °úÁ¤ÀÔ´Ï´Ù. ¾Æ¸¶ ¹Ì±¹±ºÀÎÀÌ ¾´ °Í °°¾Æ¿ä. À¯¿ëÇÑ Ç¥ÇöÀÌ ¸¹¾Æ¼ ÆÛ¿Ô½À´Ï´Ù. > > > ** You know you've been in Korea too long if : ** > (ÀÌ·²¶§ Çѱ¹¿¡ ³Ê¹« ¿À·¡ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù°í ´À³¤´Ù) > > 1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner > ¡æÄ¿ÇÇ °ªÀÌ Àú³á °ªº¸´Ù ºñ½Îµµ ÀÌ»óÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ > > 2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF > HOF HOUSE > ¡æ¹Ì±¹À¸·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ IMF È£ÇÁÁýÀ» ¿°í ½ÍÀ» ¶§ > > 3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't > bother you > ¡æ(ÈÀå½Ç¿¡¼ ¾²´Â) µÎ·ç¸¶¸® ÈÞÁö°¡ ½ÄŹ¿¡ ¿Ã·ÁÁ® > À־ > ¾Æ¹«·¸Áö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ > > 4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors > ¡æ¸éÀ» °¡À§·Î Àß¶ó¸ÔÀ» ¶§ > > 5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in > English (eg."openning") > ¡æÃ¶ÀÚ°¡ Ʋ¸° ¿µ¾îÇ¥ÁöÆÇ¸¦ º¸°íµµ Ʋ·È´Ù´Â°É > ¾Ë¾ÆÂ÷¸®Áö ¸øÇÒ¶§ > (¿¹¸¦µé¸é openning°°Àº...) > > 6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and > walk briskly > ¡æ¹«°Å¿î ¹°°ÇÀ» ¸Ó¸®À§¿¡ Áö°íµµ À绡¸® °É¾î°¥ ¼ö ÀÖÀ» > ¶§ > > 7. You say "o-rai, o-rai" when your helping your buddy > back up his car. > ¡æÄ£±¸°¡ Â÷¸¦ »¬ ¶§, "¿À¶óÀÌ~ ¿À¶óÀÌ~"¶ó°í ¸»Çϰí ÀÖÀ» > ¶§ > > 8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN > than all of your years > in school combined. > ¡æÇб³¸¦ ´Ù´Ò ¶§º¸´Ù Çѱ¹¿¡¼ AFKNÀ¸·Î ¹è¿î ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ > ¿ª»ç°¡ ´õ ¸¹¾ÆÁ³À»¶§ > > 9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast > ¡æ¹ä°ú ±èÄ¡·Î ¾ÆÄ§À» ¶§¿ì±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§ > > 11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the > Kyobo Book Store. > ¡æ±³º¸¹®°í¿¡¼ »ê Ã¥ÀÌ °¡Áø Ã¥ÀÇ ¹ÝÀ» ³Ñ¾úÀ»¶§ > > 12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt. > ¡æ¹Ù´ÚÀÌ ÈëÀ¸·Î µÈ ÄÚÆ®¿¡¼ ³ó±¸¸¦ Çϸ鼵µ ÀÌ»óÇÏÁö > ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ > > 13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names > > (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.) > ¡æH.O.T.³ª R.E.F. ¶Ç´Â DJ D.O.C. G.O.D °°Àº À̴ϼȷΠ> µÈ À̸§À» °¡Áö°í > ÀÖ´Â ±×·ìÀ» ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§ > > 14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold > ¡æÃß¿öÁö¸é ÇÏÀÌ¾á ¸¶½ºÅ©¸¦ ¾²±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§ > > 15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason > ¡æÀϺ»ÀÌ ¾Æ¹« ÀÌÀ¯¾øÀÌ ½È¾îÁú ¶§ > > 16. You bow to all of your white friends > ¡æ¸ðµç Ä£±¸µé°ú °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§ > > 17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota > ¡æ¹Ì³×¼ÒŸ¿¡ °¡¼ ·Ôµ¥¸®¾Æ¸¦ ã°í ÀÖÀ» ¶§ (ÁøÂ¥ ±×·¨´ä´Ï´Ù ¤¾¤¾) > > 18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury > settings > ¡æ°í±Þ½º·¯¿î Ä«Æä¿¡¼ ¸À¾ø´Â ÀνºÅÏÆ® Ä¿ÇǸ¦ ¸¶½Ã¸ç > ÁÁ´Ù°í »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§ > > 19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a > crowded elevator > ¡æ°¡µæ Âù ¿¤¸®º£ÀÌÅÍ ¾È¿¡¼µµ ¸¶´Ã³¿»õ °°Àº °Í ¶§¹®¿¡ > ¼ûÀ» ÂüÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ > µÉ ¶§ > > 20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think > it is ok > ¡æ»ç¹«½Ç¿¡¼ ½½¸®ÆÛ¸¦ ½ÅÀ¸¸ç ±×°Ô ¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾Ê´Ù°í > »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§ > > 21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be > permed and wear > unmatched clothes and anklets > ¡æ¸¶´©¶ó°¡ 40´ë°¡ µÇ¾úÀ¸´Ï ¸Ó¸®¿¡ ÆÛ¸ÓÇÏ°í ¾È¾î¿ï¸®´Â > ¿Ê°ú ¹ß¸ñ±îÁö > ¿À´Â ¾ç¸»À» ½ÅÀ»°Å¶ó°í »ý°¢µÉ¶§ > > 22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon > ¡æÀÌÅ¿øÀ¸·Î ³î·¯°¡Áö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§ > > 23. Whenever you are surprised you say "ai-go" > ¡æ³ªµµ ¸ð¸£°Ô ³î¶ó¸é¼ "¾ÆÀ̰í"¶ó°í ÇÒ ¶§ > > 24. You are honked at and you call the driver a "babo > seki ya" > ¡æ¿îÀüÇÏ´Ù°¡ ³ª¿¡°Ô °æÀûÀ» ¿ï·Á´ë´Â »ç¶÷¿¡°Ô > "¹Ùº¸XX¾ß"¶ó°í > ¼Ò¸®Ä¥ ¶§ > > > 25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size > ¡æ´Þ·¯ ÁöÆóÀÇ Å©±â°¡ ¿ØÁö¸ð¸£°Ô À۾ƺ¸ÀÏ ¶§ (Çѱ¹ÁöÆó°¡ Å©´Ï) > > 26. You understand what they're trying to sell through > the loudspeaker in > that truck that drives by your house every morning. > ¡æ¸ÅÀÏ ¾ÆÄ§ Áý¾Õ¿¡¼ ½Ã²ô·¯¿î ½ºÇÇÄ¿¸¦ ÄÑ°í µ¹¾Æ´Ù´Ï´Â > Æ®·°¿¡¼ ¹«¾ùÀ» > ÆÈ·Á°í ÇÏ´Â °ÍÀÎÁö¸¦ ¾Ë°Ô µÉ ¶§ > > 27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth > when a shopkeeper > offers you their "best price" > ¡æÁ¡¿øÀÌ "Á¦ÀÏ ½Ñ °¡°Ý"À» Á¦½ÃÇѴٴµ¥ ¸ø¹Ï°Ú´Ù´Â > Ç¥Á¤ÀÌ Áö¾îÁú ¶§ > > 28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode > ¡æ"·¡½Ã" À̾߱⸦ º¸¸ç ħÀ» È긮°í ÀÖ´Â ´ç½ÅÀ» ¹ß°ßÇÒ > ¶§ > (°³°¡ ³ª¿À´Â TV º¸¸ç ±ºÄ§ È긮´Â °Å..) > > 29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are "good" > ¡æ¾î¶² °³°¡ "ÁÁÀº °³"ÀÎÁö¸¦ ±¸º°ÇØ ³¾ ¼ö ÀÖÀ» ¶§ > (¿ª½Ã º¸½ÅÅÁ ¾ê±âÀÎ µí..) > > 30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack > Bar > ¡æKATUSA ½º³¼¹Ù¿¡¼ Á¡½ÉÀ» ¶§¿ì°í ½Í¾îÁú ¶§ > > > 31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway > ¡æ ÁöÇÏö ¾È¿¡¼ ÆÄ´Â °ÍµéÀ» Á¾·ùº°·Î ÀÌ¹Ì ´Ù > »çº¸¾ÒÀ»¶§ > > > 32. You don't even notice the captions when watching > an American movie > ¡æ¹Ì±¹ ¿µÈ¸¦ º¼ ¶§ ³ª¿À´Â ÇÑ±Û ÀÚ¸·ÀÌ ½Å°æ ¾²ÀÌÁö > ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ > > 33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the > market so you can pop > those ""bbon-dae-gi"" > ¡æµ¿³× ½´ÆÛ·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ ±º°ÍÁú·Î »·µ¥±â¸¦ »ç¸Ô°í ½Í¾îÁú > ¶§ > > 34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to > McDonalds > ¡æ¸Æµµ³¯Áî¿¡ Á£°¡¶ôÀ» °¡Áö°í °¥ ¶§ (ÁøÂ©±î?) > > 35. You've eaten pig's feet > ¡æÁ·¹ßÀ» ¸ÔÀ» ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÇ¾úÀ» ¶§ > (Çϱä Á·¹ß, ¼ø´ë¸¦ ¿Ü±¹»ç¶÷µéÇÑÅ× ¼³¸íÇÏ¸é °ÅÀÇ ¹ÌÄ¥·Á > ÇÏÁÒ ^^) > > 36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts. > ¡æÇѱ¹ °æÂûÀÌ º¸À̽ºÄ«¿ôó·³ º¸ÀÌÁö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§(^&^) > > 37. You can pronounce "hyundai" correctly > ¡æHyundai¸¦ "Çö´ë"¶ó°í ¹ßÀ½ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÉ ¶§ (ÇÏÇÏ ^^) > > > 38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't > play the radio out loud > back in the States. > ¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¬À» ¶§, ¹ö½º±â»ç°¡ ¶óµð¿À¸¦ Å©°Ô > Ʋ¾î³õÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀÌ > ÀÌ»óÇÏ´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§ (^^) > > 39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her > upon your return to > the States > ¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ ½Ä´ç¿¡¼ ½Ç¼ö·Î ÆÁÀ» ¾ÈÁÖ°í ³ª¿Í¼ > ¿þÀÌÆ®¸®½º°¡ > ´ç½Å¿¡°Ô ¿åÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» µé¾úÀ» ¶§ > > 40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall. > > ¡æ176ÀΠ۰¡ Å©´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§ > > 41. You start using henna rinse when you see your > first grey hair > ¡æÀڱ⠸Ӹ®¿¡ ³ Èò¸Ó¸®¸¦ óÀ½º¸°í ¿°»ö¾àÀ» ¾²°ÔµÉ ¶§ > > 42. You hear someone release gas and you say, "Who > bang-goo'ed?" > ¡æ¹æ±¸¼Ò¸®¸¦ µè°í, "´©°¡ ¹æ±¸ ²¼¾î!!"¶ó°í ¸»ÇÒ ¶§ > > 43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a > cup of "coffees" > ¡æ·¹½ºÅä¶û¿¡ °¡¼ Á© ¸ÕÀú coffees¸¦ ´Þ¶ó°í ÇÒ¶§ > > 44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor > ¡æÀ½¾Çȸ¿¡¼ ÁöÈÖÀÚ°¡ °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ¸é ¹Ú¼ö¸¦ > Ä¡´Â°Ô ¾Æ´Ï¶ó > µ¢´Þ¾Æ °í°³¼÷¿© ´ä·ÊÇÒ¶§ > > > 45. You have started snapping your gum in public > ¡æ»ç¶÷ÀÌ ¸¹Àº °÷¿¡¼µµ ²À» ¼Ò¸®³»¸ç ¾ÃÀ¸¸é¼µµ > ¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ > > 46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and > fish heads > ¡æ¹ãÂüÀ¸·Î ½ÄÀº ¹ä°ú ³²¾ÆÀÖ´ø »ý¼±´ë°¡¸®¸¦ ¸Ô°ÔµÉ ¶§ > > > 47. You refer to your POV as your "my car" > ¡æ °ø¹«¿ëÂ÷(Public Owned Vehicle)¸¦ "³» Â÷"¶ó°í Ç¥ÇöÇÒ > ¶§.. > (¾Æ¸¶ ¿ì¸®³ª¶ó »ç¶÷µé °ø¿ë¹°°ú »çÀ¯¹° ±¸ºÐ ¸øÇÏ´Â °É > ºø´íµí..) > > 48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a > mountain for two hours > and running into a young woman all dressed up in heals > and a young man > in a suit and tie > ¡æµÎ½Ã°£µ¿¾È¿¡ °ÉÃÄ Èûµé°Ô »ê¿¡ ¿Ã¶ó°¬´Âµ¥ > »ê²À´ë±â¿¡¼ ¿¹»Ú°Ô Â÷·ÁÀÔ > °í ÇÏÀÌÈúÀ» ½ÅÀº ¾Æ°¡¾¾¿Í Á¤Àå¿¡ ³ØÅ¸À̱îÁö ÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¸¦ > º¸°í ³î¶ó ¸ØÃç > ¼°Ô µÇÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§.. (ÇÏÇÏ ^^) > > 49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if > he has moved into > his new "apar-t," yet > ¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼µµ "apartment"¶ó´Â ¸» ´ë½Å > "¾ÆÆÄÆ®"¶ó´Â ¸»À» ¾²°í > ÀÖÀ» ¶§ > > 50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an > apartment building as > a mansion > ¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼µµ apartment buildingÀ» "¸Ç¼Ç"À̶ó´Â > ´Ü¾î·Î Ç¥ÇöÇÒ ¶§ > (¸Ç¼ÇÀº ´ë¹®¿¡¼ ÁýÇö°ü±îÁö ÇÑ 50¹ÌÅÍ-_-;´Â µÇ´Â > ´ëÀúÅÃÀ» À̸£´Â ¸») > > > 51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you > say, > "No sweat-ee da" > ¡æ´©°¡ ¹ßÀ» ¹â°í »ç°úÇϸé "No sweatÀÌ´Ù"¶ó°í ¸»³¡¿¡ > ~ÀÌ´Ù¸¦ ºÙ¿©¼ > ¾ê±âÇÏ°Ô µÉ¶§ . > > 52. Your favorite exclamation is "Ai-go jook get da" > ¡æÇѱ¹¸»·Î "¾ÆÀ̰í Á×°Ú´Ù"¶ó´Â °¨Åº»ç¸¦ ¾²°ÔµÉ¶§ > > 53. You buy dried squid to munch on while you are > stalled in traffic > ¡æÂ÷°¡ ²Ë ¸·Èù ±æ¿¡¼ ¸¶¸¥ ¿À¡¾î¸¦ »ç¸ÔÀ»¶§ > (¹Ì±¹¾Öµé ¸¶¸¥¿À¡¾î Àý´ë ¾È¸Ô½À´Ï´Ù. ³¿»õ°¡ > ²ûÂïÇÏ´Ù³ª ¹¹¶ó³ª.. > ¸ÀÀֱ⸸ Çϱ¸¸¸...) > > 54. You stop reacting when you walk in the Men"s Room > and the cleaning > lady is in there > ¡æ³²ÀÚÈÀå½Ç¿¡ û¼ÒÇÏ´Â ¾ÆÁܸ¶°¡ Àִµ¥µµ ¾Æ¹«·± > ´À³¦ÀÌ ¾øÀ» ¶§ > > 55. You stop reacting when you see an ah-ju-shi with > his hand deep into > his fly when he is still fifteen feet from the Men's > Room door > ¡æ¾ÆÀú¾¾µéÀÌ ÈÀå½ÇÀ» ÇÑÂü ³ª¿Í¼ "³²´ë¹®"À» ´Ý´Â °ÍÀÌ > ¾Æ¹«·¸Áö ¾ÊÀ»¶§ >


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